hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
I wonder if Benedict Cumberbatch refers to his penis as
I’m so done.
I am you.
And it looks really damn weird.
this is so disturbing
“does anyone else-” yes
“am i the only one who-” no
“is it weird that i-” probably not
it took 15 minutes to compose myself enough to reblog this you don’t understand
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
That’s it, that’s the show.